1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4.Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.
5.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons''
6.Try on bras over top of your clothes.
7.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
8.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy''
9.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens.
10.Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.''
11.Play with the automatic doors.
12.Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi I haven't seen you in so long...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
13.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?''
14.Repeat Number 13 in the jewelry department.
15.Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
16.Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
17.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
18.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic''
19.Put MM's on layaway.
20.Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.